Behind Every Sexy Woman Is a Camouflaged Armadillo

I have yet to fully research whether the theory put forth in this post’s title is true, however, I think the below image points to it being the case more often than not.

If you happen to come across any images that disprove the theory — that is, ones depicting sexy women without armadillos in the background — please send them my way.

[Hawtness.com]

Strangeness, previously:

• Half-man, half-sheep, all sexy
• A inexplicably gendered stop sign
• Crazy rich lady with semi-obscured greyhound
• Sex crime dinner set
• Spicy bottom, sexually suggestive top