Words That Sound Dirty But Aren't

• gesticulate
• fallacious
• hoary
• pussy willow
• muk-luk
• penal
• titmouse
• clean and jerk
• cumin
• cumquat
• frock
• Beefeater
• testy
• highness
• ungulate
• anually
• Uranus
• cock-of-the-rock
• masticate
• matriculate
• angina
• corkscrew
• testaceous
• phalange
• sextet
• shebang
• blowhole
• Mulva
• seamen
• seersucker
• gangbanger
• debrief
• uvula
• dictate
• rectory
• Grand Tetons*
• animal husbandry
• bushwack
• jackanape
• sirloin
• Dick Butkus
• testatrix
• bushtit
• backhoe
• Assowoman Bay
• Lake Titicaca
• crankshaft
• cherry picker
• butternut
• nutjob
• Bangkok
• swallowtail
• pusillanimous
• Tony Danza

* We printed this in Friday's paper, but some guy actually left us a note explaining that the Grand Tetons rightfully are dirty, as the explorers first saw them and thought they looked like big breasts, hence the name.

Four Giants

"Sometimes the only thing worse than the weight of the world on your shoulders is the weight of the moon."

Plink

"Floccinaucinihilipilification," suggested the comfortador meekly.

Casey Becker

And then, out of the darkness, something whistled back. (Lock the doors) The middle of nowhere and thank god I'm not making Jiffy Pop right now.

Casey Becker, R.I.P.

Highlights from My Online Interview With Meg Ryan

Meg says: I like babies

Meg says: Yes, well she's mormon, maybe she wants to have sex

Meg says: Except Splash Mountain and Space mountain and the haunted house will all be closed... I should let them know I am coming, maybe they'll open them for me

Drew says: oh, and what's your sister doing now?
Meg says: right now she's driving to my house
Meg says: she's going to school
Meg says: plays with horses a lot
Meg says: drinks a lot too
Drew says: like, little toy horses?
Meg says: no real ones, she even lived at the "horse unit" this summer
Meg says: basically a converted horse stable
Drew says: classy
Meg says: I think she's happy
Drew says: i guess it's not so bad -- i lived in a converted carport all last year
Meg says: Now she lives with a gay guy who has two chihuahua's and one of them has three legs

Meg says: When I look out the window in my bedroom I see a tall fence with the extra barbed wire slanted because it is the mental hospital's property

Meg says: you're not a slut are you?

Meg says: there are so many cheeses in this world

Meg says: i don't think I could ever make it in a sorority

Meg says: Drew, if I find out you are joking, I swear to god I will never speak to you again

Meg says: and I thought one day we would get married

Meg says: so, why'd you tell me that?