The Trendburger

So I did it. I bit into a big juicy trendburger and got a blog. I guess some trends are not necessarily offensive, so I think I can reconcile this choice. So why a blog? I'm not sure actually. I'd think I was published enough. But then I think about it and I decide that as many of my words get sent out into the world on a daily basis, I never write for myself. Writing is one way I can actually express myself, so maybe I should use it to sort out how I think about things instead of just letting these thoughts bounce around my head like so many ping-pong balls. Hopefully, people will stray across it and get some insight into why I'm doing the things I'm doing. Or at least get a good laugh. 

You know who you are, people I don't like. Let's see if I can get this to work now.