Sunday, September 23, 2007

Asshole Mario

Known variously as Kaizo Mario or Asshole Mario in the English-speaking world, this complication of Super Mario World makes me cringe just watching it, perhaps even more so than that insane Super Mario Bros. hack that made the rounds a few weeks back. Here's level 1-1.

And here's the Yellow Switch Palace, which has never been quite so frustrating.

And the third stage.

And just when you think you've had enough, this diabolical hacker adds auto-scrolling.

The game continues all the way to a castle level, which sadly concludes with a battle against a Bowser statue and not Bowser himself. However, there is Super Mario Bros.-style bridge key at the end.

But don't fret that only one mind-bendingly difficult version of Super Mario World exists — there's always the sequel, Asshole Mario 2.

The lastest stage posted by YouTube user sibladeko is the ninth stage of Asshole Mario 2, though I don't think it's the concluding stage.

Seriously, deviousness is a form of creativity. Tempted? You can actually download Asshole Mario and give it a try yourself. But beware: You may well be rendered loony by the end.

[ Source: Nintendo Gal ]


  1. Anonymous1:14 PM

    How do you get unlimited lifes in the game? i see the video but it doesnt seem to do anything special.

  2. No clue. I only know what I posted above.

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  4. It's not called Asshole Mario. It's usually called Kaizo, since Asshole Mario was a name from Something Awful users such as those who originally found the hack online. Although Kaizo just means hack, and the real name was 自作の改造マリオ(スーパーマリオワールド)を友人にプレイさせる or Making my friend play through my own Mario(Super Mario World) hack.

    But it's not all that hard. Kusottare World, Mario Tabarnak and Pit of Death are far harder.