Friday, March 19, 2010

Mnemonic Devices for Remembering the Order of Planets (Minus Pluto)

For some time now, eccentric mothers throughout the English-speaking world have ceased to order their children ninety pizzas. Pluto being downgraded to a mere dwarf planet has rendered this handy-dandy mnemonic device irrelevant, and while “My very excellent mother just served us nachos” works okay, I guess, I think we can do better.

Some suggestions:
  • Many volatile educators maim juveniles suddenly, using needles.
  • Mice very enthusiastically munch Jerry Seinfeld’s uncle, Norman.
  • Mr. Valdez excitedly mimicked jiggly strippers until noon.
  • “My valuable excrement makes jewelry shine,” uttered Nancy.
  • My vulgar exclamations might just soften underwear nubs.
I am betting that no one who reads this blog can come up their own. Now prove me wrong.

7 comments:

  1. My Very Earnest Mnemonic (Joskin Sesquipedalia Understood Nowadays?):

    My Vord! Eez memoreezation Just Simply, Uh, Niffynaffy?

    Why is the joskin German/French? Hell if I know. Of course, there is this TMBG alternative: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWe3S0i5wlk

    UrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAnusssssssss!

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  2. I commend your efforts, man with unplaceable accent.

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  3. Mammoth Vaginae Eat Man Junk, Some Undulation Needed

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  4. Fine. You win.

    Is that Roll as in the famed housekeeping robot?

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  5. Anonymous12:08 AM

    My very easy method just speeds up nomenclature.

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  6. Naminia3:19 PM

    may victory easily meet just some underage nuns
    must vicious eagles maim just some underage nuns

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