Monday, November 14, 2011

Grievous Grape

Grievous Grap Even with purple, cough syrup-tasting Lemonheads being a fairly low bar for a candy to jump over, I was disappointed in these beyond words.

No, not cool. Not cool at all. Your sunglasses are meaningless. And the eyes in the Os in the candy name are just confusing.

Also, the candies themselves look less like grape bunches than purple artichokes.

I had to let that out. I really did.


  1. Try the candy called Alexander the Grape, if you can find it anywhere.

  2. I am only familiar with the Otter Pop known as Alexander the Grape.