Saturday, November 05, 2011

You Had Me at Alot

Shoot, guys. Looks like Google lost all their valuable customer records!

You know what, I’m going to also give them my social security number and checking account, too, just so there’s no question about who I am exactly. While I’m at it, I think maybe I should also take some full-body nudes, just in case Google needs intimate birthmarks to verify me.

Might as well tweet all of this while I’m at it.


  1. Hey, at least they spelled "affect" correctly.

  2. I only give my information to Nigerian princes. Someday I'll get my portion of the diamond mine profits...