But what could have been with all the other characters who didn’t manage to find love amid tropical peril and time-travel paradoxes? Consider, please, what could have been.
Juliet + Ilana = Juliana
Walt + Libby = Wibby
Claire + Frank = Clank
Sun + Miles = Smiles
Daniel + Boone = Daniel Boone
Nikki + Locke = Likki
Sayid + Sawyer = Saysaw
Arzt + Desmond + Eko = Arzt Deko
The Man in Black + Shannon = The Shannon Black
Ana Lucia + Rose = AnalRose
Ana Lucia + Boone = AnalBoone
Ana Lucia + Charlotte = AnalChar
Ana Lucia + Hurley = AnalHurl
Ana Lucia + Miles = AnalMile
Ana Lucia + Locke = AnalLock
Walt + Libby = Wibby
Claire + Frank = Clank
Sun + Miles = Smiles
Daniel + Boone = Daniel Boone
Nikki + Locke = Likki
Sayid + Sawyer = Saysaw
Arzt + Desmond + Eko = Arzt Deko
The Man in Black + Shannon = The Shannon Black
Ana Lucia + Rose = AnalRose
Ana Lucia + Boone = AnalBoone
Ana Lucia + Charlotte = AnalChar
Ana Lucia + Hurley = AnalHurl
Ana Lucia + Miles = AnalMile
Ana Lucia + Locke = AnalLock
Okay, those last six were easy and obvious and essentially reduced this whole post to a set-up for anus jokes, I admit, but it’s at Michelle Rodriguez’s expense so it’s okay.

Naw, just kidding, broham. You my dogg. You the man.
This is unrelated to the post, but when I saw this I immediatly thought of you:
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Oh! Did you think of this because I love shouting the F word? Because I'm not allowed to do that anymore. Court order.
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