Li'l Mr. Wrinkles

An appalling fact about dogs, learned today.

by flickr user panikk, under a creative commons license.

— do you know what the owners of shar pei puppies call their dogs in online forums?
they have a specific portmantau they use

— sharpuppies? sharpies? peipies? peipeis? raisinettes? puppeis? sharpupplepies?

— "shar peibies"

— … all of mine are better

— fact. you should carpet bomb the forums

— shardines?

And yes, there does, in fact, seem to be some use of this monstrous term online, as if these creased masses didn't have enough working against them.