Thursday, August 25, 2011

With “It” Being a Horn-Like Skull Crest

A departure in my little “Who Wore It Better?” series:

It’s a departure because with all the previous comparisons, the celebrities involved had little idea they would look like She-Hulk or Grimace or whatever. But I’d bet good money Grace Jones donned her little cassowary costume knowing full well how it made her look — and she may have even chosen the cassowary because it’s the only member of the animal kingdom as strangely beautiful and as violently deadly as she is. And I’d also bet good money that her next stage costumes will evoke the signature styles of She-Hulk or Grimace or whatever.

BTW, Grace Fucking Jones is just as deadly when wearing a Grimace costume.


  1. I think there should be a poll function for these posts, so we can scientifically determine who wore it better in each instance.