A Short Dialogue Expressed Through a Game of Scrabble

Me: CAT

The other guy: SCATS

Me: MARCH

The other guy: MARCHES

Me: KARMA

The other guy: QUICKER

Me: ASP

The other guy: ASPHYXY

Me: JERK

The other guy: JERKIER

Me: ENOUGH

The other guy: ZOUAVE

Me: [Quits game.]

(Based on real events. And yes, zouave.)