Thursday, April 28, 2011

Tomorrow’s Blood Pressure

Hello readers.

I realize I haven’t been writing, and please let me thank you for your patience during this period of public and personal shame and total mortification. If I can survive this, I’ll know I can also beat the various diseases that I also recently found out I have. Also, is it weird if your cuts just don’t stop bleeding? Like, for days? And if Jesus is making fun of me? To my face?


1 comment:

  1. Anonymous12:26 AM

    Public shame? What happened? Also, Various diseases? Random cuts bleeding for days? DO YOU HAVE STIGMATA?!