Suck It, Ireland!

Irish Spring-brand soap, you are significantly less special, as you are no longer the only hygienic product named for an English-speaking, non-American nation.

That’s right, you can now Febreeze your apartment into smelling like New Zealand, which I assume to be a combination of sheep feces, Hobbit feet and shellfish. Personally, I should blame Peter Jackson for this, but I’m instead going to blame dumb Americans who like to think that New Zealand is some kind of tropical paradise populated by white people.