How to Lick Your Finger

Earlier this week, I received a visit from my friend and former roommate Kristen. During the visit she informed me that there exists online a video of her principally making an ice bath — as in the ones used for culinary purposes — but which notably concludes with her licking a dollop of tasty, cool dessert off her finger.

I don’t know why she told me this.

I have self-restraint problems.

Here, then, is the obvious evolution of this moment, in the highest form that exists online.

I… couldn’t help myself.

I feel bad now. Here, look at my favorite photo of Kristen.