Speculative Headlines for the Inevitable Article Declaring That Downton Abbey Has Jumped the Shark

Mark my words: One day you will see one or more of the following in print, depending on which route to self-destruction Downton Abbey chooses.

Downton Shabby

Downton Flabby

Downton Crappy

Downton Blabby

Downton Badly

Downton Assy

Downton Gassy

Downton Stabby

And I think we can all agree that Downton Stabby would make for the best series finale, no?

Lady Edith says “[unintelligible, pained noise].”