Kissy-faced, Flirtatious Squid
Weeping, Devalued Yen
Turtle Representing Rapidly Aging Populace
Island-Bound Xenophobia (Represented by Raccoon)
Ashamed Deer
The Six-Tailed Fox of Rigid Business Practices
Puppy Cautioning Recipient Against Honor Suicide
Cat Purchasing Soiled Undergarments from Erotic Vending Machine
Sparkling, Whale-Free Ocean
Less Happy-Looking Poo
Because let’s face it: Sometimes you want to make sure that the recipient knows you’re not emoji-ing about coneless chocolate soft serve. You want your poo dollup to be angry.
Hahahaha I am cracking up. Turtle Representing Rapidly Aging Populace is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteSee, it's funny because it's true.
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