Two Strikes Against Owls

I honestly thought I wanted a baby owl until I watched this video.

 

And I’m not even talking about the one eating the rat. I’m talking about the one next him, silently gibbering, BOB from Twin Peaks-style.

Speaking of owls — which is something I’m doing a lot today, I guess — there’s also this less horrifying depiction of these birds.

I swear, I’ve seen mothers in supermarkets make this exact expression.