A Question for Mr. Russell Stover

I don’t know what kind of lifestyle you’re leading, but if Whitman’s hard candies are integral to it, then you probably have made some very bad choices to the point that insulin injections also figure in prominently.

Personally, I was tempted to pencil in the word alternative in the left-bottom corner just to make sure that people would be less inclined to buy these, as punishment for the company’s baffling word choice.