- leather
- those medications you suspect you don’t actually need
- your dog
- that attitude of yours
- your natural musk
- using any bathroom that I might have occasion to use
- walking to emphasize the zoop zoop noise of your corduroy pants
- taking my pens
- always talking about how you're allergic to soy
- talking about me with everyone else the way I know you totally do even though I already explained how what happened in the kitchen was a misunderstanding
This is so McSweeney's material.
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