Thursday, February 7, 2008

Leaden, Lenten

What you should have considered giving up for Lent:
  • leather
  • those medications you suspect you don’t actually need
  • your dog
  • that attitude of yours
  • your natural musk
  • using any bathroom that I might have occasion to use
  • walking to emphasize the zoop zoop noise of your corduroy pants
  • taking my pens
  • always talking about how you're allergic to soy
  • talking about me with everyone else the way I know you totally do even though I already explained how what happened in the kitchen was a misunderstanding


  1. This is so McSweeney's material.

  2. hi~nice blog~will visit again, stay Cool~