Names to Give Dogs So the Dogs Can Say Their Names

Note: Some of these names may be difficult to say for certain dogs. If your dog cannot pronounce any of these names, please get a new dog at once.

Earl

Ralph

Alf

Art

Bob

Bart

Burt

Boof ¹

Bao

Howe

Waugh

Garth

Garr

Rue

Woo

Earp ²

Eartha

Her

Ruffles ³

Wolf ⁴

1. Is a family name. It is too, dammit.
2. This will work better if your name is Wyatt. If your name is not Wyatt, this may be confusing for you and the dog.
3. The second syllable is silent.
4. Is maybe a little too obvious, though, don’t you think?

(image modified from 1960 james flora illustration found here.)