- Chrysler Imperial Hybrid Tea (a cocktail)
- Apricot Nectar (a cocktail)
- Barbra Streisand (something you shouldn't call a person)
- Chicago Peace (sex act)
- Double Delight (sex act)
- Escapade (a cocktail or a sex act)
- Fragrant Cloud (sex act)
- Indonesian Queen (something you shouldn't call a person)
- Mister Lincoln (a girl band)
- Opening Night (sex act)
- Color Magic (cocktail, possibly a self-help book)
- Duet (sex act)
- Gemini (a sex act, much in the manner of the previous entry)
- Broadway (sex act)
- Marmalade Skies (a cocktail)
- Special Occasion (maybe a perfume, definitely a sex act)
- Celebrity (a terrible perfume)
- New Beginning (a self-help book)
- Black Jade (something you shouldn't call a person)
Sunday, November 4, 2007
We Like to Ride on Executive Planes
Today we discovered the perfect activity for an aimless Sunday afternoon in Santa Barbara: walking through the Mission rose garden, reading the names on the plaques and deciding if each sounds more like a sex act, a cocktail, a girl band, a self-help book or a name you shouldn't call a person to his face. Some results:
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Daylilies would also work for this game. For example, "Witching hour" could apply to everything except the name you wouldn't call someone, I'd think.
ReplyDeleteWhen I worked at a plant company, the person that ordered roses for us was a part-time second grade school teacher, and both looked and sounded like one. It was amusing, at times hilarious, listening to that tender voice reading off what sounded like porn titles.