Earlier this week, I received a visit from my friend and former roommate Kristen. During the visit she informed me that there exists online a video of her principally making an ice bath — as in the ones used for culinary purposes — but which notably concludes with her licking a dollop of tasty, cool dessert off her finger.
I don’t know why she told me this.
I have self-restraint problems.
Here, then, is the obvious evolution of this moment, in the highest form that exists online.
I… couldn’t help myself.
I feel bad now. Here, look at my favorite photo of Kristen.
Am I still a bitch?