My Top Words of 2010, as Dictated by My Facebook Statuses

No, I’m not actually posting this. I am, however, pointing out how fun it would be to create a phony version of this meme-in-the-making app that just generates lists of unpleasant words (inflamed, groin-grabbingly, weiner-shrinking, ordured) and foreign words for noises animals make, just to fuck with people. The preceding sentence, however, is more indicative of my 2010 than anything an app could throw at me.