Jump on at least one bandwagon!
- Shoes that fit weird
- Temporarily Jewish
- Ride a sheep to work
- Die on a wharf
- Tomahawks
- Narrate your every action
- Skip the coffee maker; just eat the coffee grounds!
- Jean Smart
- False concern
- Housecats with intact testicles
- Feathering your pubis
- Regional insults
- Cypress trees
- Genuflecting
- Shitbagging Daenerys during Game of Thrones screenings
- Leering
- Sneering
- Sneeze unapologetically
- Elective surgery for steel cranial plates
- Wasting food
- Talk like Sofia Vergara until your friends stage an intervention
- Inexplicable shaving
- Ranking the Koopa Kids
- Bubbles
- Constant cigars
- Trap doors
- Union suits
- Attendant ravens at dress-up parties
- American girls named Gemma
- Transcending the shitty birthstones you were stuck with
- Pedantry
- Zangief
- Whale noises
- That one episode of Full House where Stephanie forgets how to dance to "Motown Philly"
- Anti-abs
- Euro-mullets
- Smudged spectacles
- Power skipping
- "Mediterranean" gesticulations
- Ambiguous texts
- Pouting
- Sample scented markers to see if they taste how the smell
- Hats on dogs (they'll be all, "WHY AM I WEARING A HAT")
- Partial extremes
- The obvious homosexuality of Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers
- Threatening messages on fogged-up bathroom mirrors
- The Manx Triskelion
- Cutting remarks directed at lesser college acquaintances
- Facial asymmetry
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