Wednesday, October 25, 2006

It Was the Sister!

I’d like to present a song that, perhaps more than just about any other, warrants a closer look: “The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia.” Yes, it’s country. Yes, as a rule, country sucks. However, this song was first performed in an era where a lot of country was good, enjoyed mainstream success and shared a lot of style with the soul and rock music of the day. Often, a song could easily be placed in any of the three categories.

People most likely peg “The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia” as out-and-out country probably because the cover version by Reba Macentire seems to be more familiar than the original by Vicki Lawrence. I vastly prefer Lawrence’s take. Since this is one of those sings that tells a story — again, like a lot of great country of the era did — Lawrence’s restrained voice works a lot better than Macentire’s big, brash vocals. True, both singers have red hair, but the fact that Lawrence considered this hit song a career high despite starring on “The Carol Burnett Show” and, later, “Mama’s Family” makes it all the more worthwhile to note.
He was on his way home from Candletop,
Okay, so he’s returning from “Candletop,” which I’d imagine is an area in Georgia between Moonshine Valley and Curly, Curly Piggy Tail. I’d always heard the lyric as “Canada,” but I guess that seems off, in retrospect.

Been two weeks gone, and he’d thought he’d stop,
At Web’s and have him a drink ’fore he went home to her.
Andy Wo-lo said: “Hello.”
Andy who? I honestly can’t make out what is spoken here, by either Vicki or Reba. Various results for lyric searches on Google give me “Andy Warlow,” “Andy Wadlow,” “Andy Woelow,” “Andy Wallow,” and, perhaps with the least chance of being correct, “Andy Warlord.” Also, Andy works at a bar called “Web’s,” but I’m certain his last name isn’t “Web.” And most confusingly, the narrator refers to him with the unlikely nickname of “Wo” two lines after the character is introduced.
He said “Hi. What’s doin’?”
Wo said: “Sit down, I got some bad news — it’s gonna hurt.”
He said: “I’m your best friend, and you know that’s right,
“But your young bride ain’t home tonight.
Since you been gone, she’s been seeing that Amos boy, Seth.”
I’m totally unclear whether Andy’s explaining that the wife is fooling around with a man named Seth Amos or he’s telling the protagonist — whose name is Seth — that she’s been fooling around with “that Amos boy.”
Now he got mad, and he saw red.
Andy said: “Boy, don’t you lose your head,
’Cos to tell you the truth, I’ve been with her myself.”
Awkward, Andy. Also awkward: the abbreviation of “because” to one syllable. I just stuck with “cos” with the apostrophe in front of it since that at least looked better than “cuz.” Technically, the apostrophe doesn’t even need to be there, since “cos” isn’t technically a contraction for anything.
That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
That’s the night that they hung an innocent man.
Well, don’t trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer.
’Cos the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands.

Well Andy got scared, and left the bar,
Walkin’ on home, ’cos he didn’t live far.
You see, Andy didn’t have many friends,
And he just lost him one.
Brother thought his wife must have left town,
So he went home and finally found,
The only thing Papa had left him — and that was a gun.
I’m honestly confused as to why the main character would just assume his wife would have left town, for whatever reason, but whatever — it advances the plot by giving him to go home and play with this heirloom revolver he apparently has.
He went off to Andy’s house,
Slippin’ through the backwoods quiet as a mouse.
Came upon some tracks too small for Andy to make.
A clue!
He looked through the screen at the back porch door,
And he saw Andy lyin’ on the floor
In a puddle of blood and he started to shake.
I'm assuming it's the main character who's shaking and not the newly dead Andy, though from the context you really can't tell. Damn pronouns.
Georgia patrol was making their rounds,
So he fired a shot just to flag them down.
A big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun and said “Why’d you do it?”

Judge said guilty on a make-believe trial,
Slapped the sheriff on the back with a smile,
And said: “Supper’s waitin’ at home, and I gotta get to it.”
Well, they hung my brother before I could say
Okay, so the narrator isn’t just some random person. She has a personal relation to the main character. Interesting that we don’t get that until the end of the song. And wait — they hung the brother? For whatever reason, I just assumed that the brother got the electric chair and his electrocution was the reason the nights went out in the entire state. You know, because the whole of Georgia only has enough power to operate one electrical appliance at a time.
The tracks he saw while on his way
To Andy’s house and back that night were mine.
And his cheatin’ wife had never left town,
That’s one body that’ll never be found.
You see, little sister don’t miss when she aims her gun.
I love this. The narrator, whom we have just assumed is some nameless storyteller is actually an active participant in the story. The murderer, no less. But seriously? He was tried, convicted and hanged — not "hung," as the lyrics erroneously state — before she could do anything about it? Seems odd. She was probably busy killing every other person in town.
So that’s it.

This is a great song, and I’ve been thinking about it more closely than probably anybody else I know ever would ever since I saw that scene in “Resevoir Dogs” where Nice Guy Eddie mentions having listened to the song and then finally realizing that Vicki Lawrence is the killer. I’m just honestly impressed that such a story could be compacted so neatly into a three-minute song. Seriously, this song has more characters than books I’ve read:
  • the main character
  • his sister, the narrator and murderer.
  • Andy Whatever-His-Last-Name-Is, the ill-fated bartender
  • the whore of a wife
  • that Amos boy, Seth
  • the backwoods southern lawyer the protagonist apparently entrusted himself to
  • “Papa,” the father of the protagonist and the narrator
  • the big-bellied sheriff
And so few pop songs have twist endings nowadays. The idea that she’d murder Andy on the same night as her brother would come home, only moments after Andy confronted him is odd, I’ll admit. Beyond that, I’m not entirely clear as to why she’s killing people. If most people were going to confront a adulterous sister-in-law, they’d probably just talk about it over coffee or, at the very least, yell “Whore!” as they passed her on the street or something. Maybe the sister is just psychotic. That would explain a lot.

Anyway, I like this song. I enjoy that it’s more complex than an episode of “Law & Order.” I like that it’s ambiguous, even if part of that ambiguity means not explaining exactly why the lights went off. And most of all, I like Vicki Lawrence. This whole mess would have made an excellent series finale to “Mama’s Family.” Kristy McNichol actually starred in a 1981 film called “The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia,” but, as the Wikipedia explains it, the plot bears little resemblance to the song. That’s probably a good thing, since I’d imagine most people would have realized that the sister is the killer during the period the song was a number-one hit — April of 1973, right between Roberta Flack’s “Killing Me Softly” and Tony Orlando’s “Tie a Yellow Ribbon.” I might as well note that adapting songs into movies was also a trend during that has long-since vanished. Two other popular country songs from the same time as “Georgie” — Jeannie C. Riley’s “Harper Valley P.T.A.” and Bobbie Gentry’s “Ode to Billie Joe” — fared considerably better.

And you know what? I just figured it out — the lights went out in Georgia because the batshit-crazy sister killed them too.


  1. Anonymous1:11 PM

    I fell for this song some days ago and been listening to it in the car. However I have had a problem understanding it. If that is due to my bad English knowledge or something else I don't know but your analyse of it sure cleared things out, thanks!

    However Andy can be the bartender, but I don't think he is, just a visitor to the bar the "he" or "the brother" knew. Also, in contrast to you I like Reba's version more than Vicki's.

    Regards from Sweden

  2. Anonymous12:41 AM

    Clearly the sister was hiding the sister-in-laws body while her brother was caught, convicted, and hung. We know that he arrived home in the evening since Wo said his wife was not home tonight. He could still see the tracks, so it must not have been sunset yet. Yet the trial was over before supper, giving an elapsed time of maybe 4 hours. Now the last time I hid a body so it would never be found even with things all ready it took me a good 6 hours go move the body and adequately hide it so it would never be found. Clearly, the sister was still taking care of the body while the trial finished and they hung her brother. That is why she never could say she was the one who did it! Peter Cottontaile

  3. Anonymous3:53 PM

    I have not laughed sooo hard in a long time. I love many types of music and enjoy wordplay and figuring things out. I finally remembered to google the lyrics of this sometimes-hard-to-understand song and came upon this blog. I have tears in my eyes even as I type this. Too, too funny! In fact, I plan to have my husband read this without any preface and see if he laughs as hard as I did. Anyway, things for taking the time to compose your song analysis as I have thoroughly enjoyed myself and agree with 98% of it. -Vickie in Virginia, 6/24/11

  4. Anonymous9:05 AM

    Wow. Not even close. Sister killed sister-in-law. The judge killed Andy. Sister couldn't do anything to help with the Andy charge.

  5. Most recent Anonymous: What's not even close? I said in the text that the sister killed both her sister-in-law and Andy, the man she was having an affair with. The brother gets hanged for killing Andy, not the sister.

  6. Anonymous11:01 AM

    Laughed all through this! Love the Vicki Lawrence version' although must confess I didn't know there was another version. I also wondered WHY sister could not find time BEFORE brother died to confess. But, as someone else pointed out, sister was probably busy hiding sister-in-laws body so it "would never be found". I am assuming that the narrator was speaking of the lights of justice going out that night. Thanks for the laughs!

  7. Why was Sister so damn nosy? Had she been home with Andy....taking care of him and not documenting what slut puppy sister was doing ,or who? Then Sis in law would not have to give Andy wild...trashy sex.....Andy..had to be the most Simple Simon Ass man in the world...been with her himself... Andy was a true "Mitch".. Meaning male bitch......Brothers wife was at Andy's since the husband was out of the Mitch he was...ran home to warn his lover that her husband was home,But then remembered that he had his lover mistaken for someone who gives a damn...hell brother stopping at the bar after two weeks gone and didn't go home to her first...tells Me....both brother and sister were lousy lays!!!....But trust,I Am an only child but if I had a brother...I know good and well.... They would not go to death by hanging for Me...hell....nor I them.....The problems In this song are Although

    are big mouth ,Andy...hating ass trying to look innocent....And little sister just needed mind her own damn business..sleeping single in a double bed..... Truth be told.....sounds like incest and bullshit to Me

  8. OMG ... how could you forget such a major cast member -- that smilin', back-slappin' JUDGE!
    Hungry king of the make-believe trial -- hang 'em and eat!
    That boy Done shoulda got hisself his own spinoff song.

  9. Anonymous7:38 PM

    The lyrics had always confused me, this cleared it up somewhat. used to think Andy was the brother...

  10. I've always liked this Georgia song thought I was the only one confused by it. What is the name of the man who came home from candletop. So if Andy was the bartender what the hell time does the bar close. Andy tells this guy he is banging his wife so not the bartender because he must have been drunk to tell whats his face hey I screwed your new wife. Lot of possibilities with this song. There should have been a fight in the bar. I did enjoy your telling pretty funny though I think that cheating wife is in the belly of a gator.

  11. Like the lady in Virginia, I laughed myself sick. I've loved this song since 1973, but because we had to actually buy 45s back then, I didn't have intimate access to it till getting it on iTunes. Yep, I've noticed all the points you mention, and agree that Andy got hanged while she was out stuffing the body in the woodchipper, after having frozen it well. Never knew Reba McIntyre covered it. And I totally agree with you about what country was like back in the day, when I occasionally loved it. If you want a more current contender for story-telling, try No News by the Lonestars. Much less complex, but a nice piece of explaining the details of denial.

  12. Forgot to say, I found this site by Googling "Candletop" since I've never heard Candletop as a town in the South. For the record, it might be a local name: where my family comes from, there are at least three "towns" that have formal names as well as colloquial ones that lived in folk memory long after they'd been officially changed: Dice, also known as Battletown (from a Revolutionary War Native American vs. settlers incident), Penns Creek, also known as Centertown (its original name), and Jim Thorpe (renamed from Mauch Chunk to the Native American sports hero). So maybe little sister is as long-memoried as my father! Not to mention batshit crazy.