Fake Words TV Has Taught Me

• opinionation
  
• perpittity
• bitzelcocker (disagreeable vagabond)
• persefunctant
• acribits (an action stock markets can take)
• kwyjibo (a big, bald North American ape)
• embiggen (to make bigger)
• cromulent (valid)
  
• pathetisad
• sarcastabitch
• vondruke
  
• spooknife (spoon-knife)
• kniffoon (knife-spoon)
• comfortador (not a conquistador)
• crelbow (the spot on your arm opposite your elbow)

And who says TV rots your brain?