Okay, guys, I know I’ve given my little rant before about how I think
that Zooey Deschanel is evil and using her superhuman charm powers to hypnotize the entire world. I’ve also brought up the fact that I think she’s a clone and that
her various doppelgangers have infiltrated Hollywood with varying levels of success. Tonight, I give you the most striking evidence yet that she is an entity to be feared: She’s been hatching her plan for at least 80 years.
Please watch, if you will, this clip of a 1930s-era Zooey (and two clones) performing the song “Heebie Jeebies,” looking and singing more or less exactly as Zooey does today.
Chilling. Incontrovertible. Melodic. Catchy. Thick-haired. Other adjectives.
You think about this. You think long and hard about what Zooey Deschanel is capable of.
Do you think the Death Cab guy left her because he learned a truth that was too horrible for words?
ReplyDeleteWere that the case, he would probably not be alive today. Though now that you mention it, who has seen Ben Gibbard lately, anyway?
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