Friday, March 06, 2009

Table for Two, Non-Ghost Section

Apparently reservations at the French Laundry in Yountville are rather hard to get, and apparently people who care about such matters like to speculate on various methods of actually scoring a table at this particular restaurant. If you followed all the suggestions, you actually probably would eventually get some reservations, as different people have different techniques and you’d keep yourself quite busy to attempt each one. I, however, would like to think that I have best way to get reservations at the French Laundry: Stand in the bathroom, turn off the lights, sprinkle water on the mirror, and chant “French Laundry” three times to make a spectral hostess appear in the mirror. She will either grant you reservations or steal your eyes, depending on her mood.

If you have Googled “how to get reservations at the French Laundry” and ended up here, I seriously hope you try this and report your results.

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