Monday, December 31, 2007

Trouser Mice

One more spam email before the close of the year, this one more disturbing than most in its use of mice running through your pants as a metaphor for penises. If I had mice in my trousers, I certainly wouldn't want them any larger than they already are. The fact that she's writing me from a email address makes it all the more disturbing, though I suppose feeding mice chocolate would make them bigger.


Yesenia Doty, you're a painter of words.

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