She's Not There

A list of the posters gracing my walls as of this early morning hour.

• a Radiohead poster with Thom and the rest in Tokyo
• a small poster I got at the the first "Lord of the Rings" at Premiere in Hollister
• one for Hitchcock's "Vertigo" with the original orange pop art spyrograph design
• a jumbo poster from "Pulp Fiction" that everybody bought at Just Play with Uma as Mia
• Dali's "The Persistence of Memory"
• another big one of Radiohead's Kid A album cover
• a Mega Man II foldout that I rescued from an old Nintendo Power
• the Happy Tree Friends autographed one Moe bought me for my birthday
• the Italian "Psycho" poster I bought in London
• a postcard I got along time ago with Pinky and the Brain on it
• a mostly hidden "Army of Darkness"
• a glossy black-and-white still from "Blue Velvet"
• a pretty rare promotional poster for Mario Kart 64 with Jinglish sound effects like "clash!" instead of "crash!"
• one for Radiohead's OK Computer
• Lang's "Metropolis" with Futura totally looking like C-3PO
• Munch's "The Scream"
• the "Mulholland Drive" poster with Naomi Watts
• a cover of Wrapped in Plastic with Coop and Laura Palmer in the Red Room from "Fire Walk With Me"
• "Jaws" with the original artwork
• one with Beck performing at some random concert
• a Nike ad I tore out of an old Rolling Stone with a tennis player in a radiation suit on a smoldering, post-apocalyptic tennis court, inexplicably
• the French ad for "Fire Walk With Me" with Laura in the front and a shadowy Coop behind red curtains
• a way hot four-year-old Rolling Stone shot of Alicia Witt — billed as a "hot starlet" — with a whip
• another Dali painting with creepy giraffe-elephants and a red sunset
• the "Wild at Heart" with Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern
• the cover of a San Jose Mercury Eye insert from when "Mars Attacks" came out full of the brainy martian noggins
• a glossy photo of Rose MacGowan looking hot
• a four-fifths obscured yellow poster from the Beastie Boys concert tour for Hello Nasty
• a big black-and-white Just Play find for Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" with the first six lines

Because I'm obsessive. Why are you reading this?