Big Noisy Caterpillar

Things that are on the tube:

• Absolutely no garbage cans
• Loud Americans
• Locals giving dirty looks to loud Americans
• A very particular smell of combined B.O. I have dubbed "the Euro cologne"
• A random shoe
• A boyfriend and girlfriend making out even though they totally look like brother and sister from the same freaky albino family
• A man who looked like BOB
• Hairy moles (not the burrowing kind)
• Hispanic people with British accents (weird!)
• Germs, I’d imagine
• Abundant bad haircuts
• Posters advertising the seventh season of “Buffy” on DVD
• A single exposed breast
• Somebody with an accordion
• The aforementioned man who looked like a male Mimi Bobek
• Thankfully, no ghosts

Odd how some of my clearest London memories are set in the tube.