Honest-to-God instructions Mom gave me:
"If you see ants in the kitchen or the pantry, don't use bug spray because we keep food there."How I wish there were more than twenty-four hours in the day. Myra Monkhouse, R.I.P.
"Go to the front gate to get the Sunday paper. If you can’t remember which box is ours, just take someone else's."
"If there's a message, push the 'play' button on the machine to hear it."
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