However, I have learned that there exists a whole harem of Bond girls who only appear in the books written after the Ian Fleming era and who have ridiculous-amazing-exceedingly awkward that the world needs to know about.
Here is a list of them. No elaboration is needed, I feel, just the news that these characters exist.
Persephone “Percy” Proud
Elizabeth “Easy” St. John
Heidi Taunt and her sister, Hedi Taunt
Ophelia “Philly” Maidenstone
Edua Blessing Ogilvy-Grant
Okay, one of those I made up. But is it really that implausible? All these seem on par with the sex pun-laden Bond girl names from the actual movies. Also, once tried to Weird Al all the James Bond movie titles with limited success. I have no idea what work I was avoiding in doing this, but it must have been really heinous. I cannot think of a way to make a food pun for Spectre and feel like a failure.