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Thursday, June 25, 2015

How Tiny Toons Introduced Me to the Justice League

Let’s talk about September 1992. I had fairly recently turned ten, I had become the proud owner of a Super Nintendo, and I didn’t know what DC Comics was.

Everyone had seen the Michael Keaton Batman, of course, and the sequel had been one of the previous summer’s biggest hits, but I don’t think I had any real understanding of how Batman and his affiliates fit into any sort of larger universe. As far as I knew, Batman, as a series was a thing on its own, no more likely guest-star Superman or Wonder Woman than Spider-Man or The Incredible Hulk. The animated Batman series had only started airing on September 5, 1992, and that depiction of Batman was very Gotham City-focused. I had never seen Super Friends and had never opened a comic book.

Like The Simpsons and later Animaniacs, however, Tiny Toons taught me a lot of pop culture, even if I’d only understand the references years down the line. And on September 15, 1992, Tiny Toons aired a segment titled “The Just-Us League of Supertoons,” and it gave me my first look at an expanded DC universe.

Written by Paul Dini, who’d was also a writer for Batman: The Animated Series and its spinoffs, this episode centers around Batduck, the Batman parody the show had introduced back in 1990 — notably well before the premiere of Batman: The Animated Series, making it the first time I’d seen an animated version of Batman. And the episode has Batduck and his Robin stand-in, Decoy, joining up with an exclusive team of superheroes who are all Tiny Toons versions of actual DC characters.

There are Superbun and Wonder Babs.


The Flash parody is assigned to the Tiny Toons equivalent of the Roadrunner.



Aquaman is Aquamutt, and I think the episode is making a joke about Aquaman’s uselessness by having him played by Byron Basset, a Tiny Toons character without a clear Looney Tunes analogue and who never did much aside from sleep in a weird, dog-puddle formation.


Shirley the Loon, the most pop culturally complex character on the show, shows up here playing Hawkloon, a play on Hawkgirl and a hint at the future of the DC Universe, where Hawkgirl would become a more important character than Hawkman, the character to which she ostensibly serves as a sidekick. When Batman: The Animated Series evolved into Justice League in 2001, Hawkgirl was the team’s second female member, after Wonder Woman, and now the CW spinoff of The Flash, Legends of Tomorrow, will feature Hawkgirl as a main character once again. I’m certain this Tiny Toons episode was the first time I’d eve heard of Hawk-anything, however.


It’s probably also the first glimpse I got of Black Canary, who in this parody is played by an actual canary and named Pink Canary. She doesn’t really do anything, aside from wear the teeniest set of fishnet stockings in the history of cartoons, but at least she doesn’t make a domestic violence joke.


Green Arrow becomes Teen Arrow, though there’s not any reason in particular that he’s being played by the Tiny Toons version of Wile E. Coyote.


And finally there’s Fifi playing Scentanna, a version of Zatanna, the Justice League’s No. 1 spellcaster. Just a few months later, Batman: The Animated Series would introduce Zatanna as a one-off character. Voiced by Julie Brown, Zatanna is the only non-Batman series character to show up in the original run of the series. It’s not surprising: Paul Dini is a Zatanna superfan and it may be no coincidence that he married a real-life stage magician.



Watching the episode today, it’s hard not to focus on the fact that they sexed Fifi up. I mean, look at this pose.


This is how fetishes get started. Sexiness aside, if this counts as a Zatanna appearance — and I’d say it kind of does — then this is her first-ever appearance on TV or in a movie.

You can view the entire segment below, should you be interested.



To me, it’s interesting to think about Dini getting these DC Comics characters show up in parody form years before they showed up in earnest on Justice League and Justice League Unlimited, a show that sent me down many and many a research hole learning the characters’ long, weird histories. I’ll bet that Dini might have thought this parody might be his only chance to get these lesser-known DC characters to show up on screen. I’ll bet not even he thought that Tiny Toons would end up being a stepping stone towards building the DC Comics universe and getting more people invested in it.

Through this episode and in a lot of other ways, Tiny Toons helped make Batman: The Animated Series happen. And it in turn helped shape Batman at large, helped make Batman what he is today. Think about it: If Tiny Toons hadn’t happened, Paul Dini might not have had the opportunity to move onto the animated Batman, where Dini introduced the character Harley Quinn, who transitioned to the comics and who is now debuting in the live-action, big-screen Suicide Squad.

Weird, right?

Miscellaneous notes:
  • Julie Brown would eventually also voice Minerva Mink on Animaniacs, another female cartoon character who was, for better or worse, sexed up more than most.
  • What is the deal with sexualizing skunks? There aren’t that many anthropomorphic skunks out there, and most of the famous ones are overly amorous.
  • The Just-Us League of Supertoons has better gender parity than most superhero teams on TV shows or in movies.
  • Since this episode aired, all of the characters have shown up in some live-action DC adaptation — except for Wonder Woman. Batman v. Superman, which boasts the first live-action appearance of Wonder Woman since the Lynda Carter days, opens in theaters on March 25, 2016. The CW’s Legends of Tomorrow debuts sometimes in early 2016. Therefore, there’s a chance Hawkgirl will star in her own show before Wonder Woman appears in a supporting role in someone else’s movie. For what it’s worth, Ciara RenĂ©e already cameoed as Kendra Saunders in the season finale of The Flash. It was just a non-speaking role, but she already technically beat Wonder Woman to the punch.
  • Speaking of Harley Quinn, the news that Courtney Love was briefly considered for playing the role in a sequel to Batman & Robin allowed me to point out to a whole new group of readers that the character was inspired by a scene in Days of Our Lives. I will never tire of pointing this out to people.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Wonder Woman in Media: The Star-Spangled Underoos of Ignominy

The long and the short of it: Though Wonder Woman’s life beyond the comic book page dates back a bit further than some fans would guess, these little-known movie and TV appearances all tend to suck. And that’s just how it is.

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Weeks after everyone else saw The Lego Movie and told me that I’d like it to the point that my head would shoot off like a rocket, Tex Avery wild take-style, I finally saw it. Everyone, you were right: It was, in fact, a movie that stirred my spirit and made me wish it had come out back when I was a kid. It also made me want to buy Legos, so I suppose it was doubly effective. However, a few different people have been lauding The Lego Movie for finally bringing Wonder Woman to the big screen. If that’s the case, it would still be a yay-boo — yay that she finally made it, sanctioned by DC and not sucking in any particular way, but boo that she gets about as much screen time as Lando Calrissian and William Shakespeare. She deserves better.

But there’s a decent argument that this is not the case, and that Wonder Woman’s first appearance in a major, nationally released theatrical effort came just a year prior: Movie 43.

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Have we forgotten Movie 43 already? Good for us if so. I speak of that comedic anthology film released in 2013 that boasted some major stars doing some horrifically awful things, as Pajiba’s run-down of the film’s thirty most mind-scarring moments will remind you. (One of the most baffling, says me: “Halle Berry makes guacamole with her bare right breast.”) There’s a superhero speed dating sketch in which Leslie Bibb plays Wonder Woman.

Here, watch Wonder Woman, in her cinematic debut, call a Batman a pussy:


I mean, the costume looks terrible, and Leslie Bibb is technically credited as playing Fake Wonder Woman, in the same way that Jason Sudeikis and Justin Long are credited as Fake Batman and Fake Robin, that’s probably a result of the Movie 43 people not wanting to pay DC for official use of use of its characters (and them apparently having pulled this trick off more successfully than Dumb Starbucks did). But that’s Diana on screen, essentially. I looked around and failed to find the full segment, so I can’t tell you much about it. I’m fairly certain it sucked, though, just based on this clip. Pajiba’s summary at least offers us this tidbit: “Leslie Bibb plays Wonder Woman, who is upset because Batman didn't call her after they had sex, and she had to have an abortion alone.”

This is what he have to work with when talking about Wonder Woman on the big screen. At least the few seconds Wonder Woman got in The Lego Movie offered her a single joke about her invisible jet. And she was voiced by Cobie Smulders, which made good on Joss Whedon’s dream of having Smulders play Wonder Woman in a cinematic outing that has long since been cancelled.

Wondering if the early history of Wonder Woman could really be as bad as all that, I decided to look up her history on TV. Most people would probably guess that she first appeared on Super Friends, which began airing in 1973. They’d be wrong: Her first TV appearance is maybe not Movie 43-level embarrassing, but it’s sure as hell surprising. It’s The Brady Kids, a 1972 Filmation-produced spinoff to The Brady Bunch that had Greg, Marcia, Jan, Pete, Bobby and Cindy going on magical adventures in the company of twin pandas named Ping and Pong. “It’s All Greek to Me,” the thirteenth episode of the show’s first season, features Diana Prince as the librarian who fails to help Jan find books on mathematics. As Wonder Woman, she helps the kids on this adventure in the same way that the Harlem Globetrotters or Mama Cass helped out the Scooby-Doo gang.

You can watch the episode below, and even if you don’t give a damn about Wonder Woman’s first-ever TV appearance, the clip is worth watching just to hear the weird, “red universe” take on the Brady Bunch theme song:


The episode plays out as a battle between brains (represented by poor, bookish Jan) and physicality (represented by Marcia, the bombshell Brady). Wonder Woman is both, and also there are magical pandas that the Brady kids are keeping in an impossible-seeming treehouse that we never saw on the live-action show. And yes, the inexplicable canned laughter is creepy.

But even then, it’s worth noting that Wonder Woman’s sidekick Donna Troy appeared even before Wonder Woman did: all the way back in 1967, in a Teen Titans short that aired as part of the Superman/Aquaman Hour of Adventure. I’d say that seems like a slap in the face, but since it’s Wonder Woman we’re talking about, I’ll say it seems like an old Buick tossed in her face in the midst of a street fighter with super-strong alien invaders.

Watch Donna beat Wonder Woman to the literal punch:


Even if I were to ask where Wonder Woman first appeared on live-action TV, the answer would surprise. No, it’s not the 1975 Lynda Carter series. Technically, her first attempt at the small screen was a 1967 sitcom titled Who’s Afriad of Diana Prince? The pilot — which stars Ellie Wood Walker as a disheveled, bespectacled Diana Prince, and Linda Harrison as Diana’s alterego, Wonder Woman — was produced midway through the run of the Adam West Batman series. Ultimately, Diana Prince wasn’t picked up as a series, but you should probably be okay with this. The pilot posted in full on YouTube, where the top user comment is noteworthy: “I show this to Wonder Woman fans, and take a sick pleasure in watching that little light in their eyes die.” It’s that bad. A recurrent theme is the shame felt by Wonder Woman’s mother — played by Maudie Prickett, she may or may not be Hippolyta — at having an unmarried daughter.

Here, watch and feel the wave of horrible:


And then a year before the Lynda Carter series took off, there was a TV movie starring Cathy Lee Crosby as a blonde who was more James Bond (Jane Bond?) than Greek goddess.


Really, it makes the Christopher Nolan Batman films look like a warm embrace of the tropes of the superhero genre.

Eventually, the animated Justice League series gave us the worthiest-yet take on Wonder Woman. That show existed in the same universe as the animated Batman series that began airing in 1992. That same year, DC and Mattel began pushing for a new toy line, Wonder Woman and the Star Riders, which had her teaming up with Ice from Justice League and Dolphin, the DC character that answers the question “What if Aquaman were a hot chick wearing short-shorts?” Essentially, this line reimagined Wonder Woman as a sparkly sparkle-magic sparkle-princess with sparkles, and had the accompanying animated series also seen the light of day, it seems like it would have been a She-Ra clone. It’s just a mind-bender to imagine this being in the realm of possibility in 1992 — at the same time that the dark, stylized, mature and decidedly un-’80s Batman series was already airing on TV.

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The toy line never saw the light of day, and the accompanying intro comic (which you can read here) was ultimately stuffed into cereal boxes as a free prize. According to Wikipedia, certain character designs were used for the series Tenko and the Guardians, which premiered in 1995, which lasted thirteen episodes and of which I have absolutely no memory. This is perhaps a fitting death for one of the shittiest-ever incarnations of Wonder Woman, but the real shame here is DC allowing this to happen, apparently because they couldn’t think of a better way to sell Wonder Woman to the world.

And it’s on that note that I realize it’s not so surprising that Wonder Woman has struggled so much in trying to transition off the comic book page — onto the big screen, onto the small screen, onto anywhere on her own, really, even if she has been standing on her own in comics since 1941. Because people apparently still just can’t figure out what to do with her.

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Sunday, February 17, 2013

I Swear to Betty Crocker

You know that thing where you’re reading Wikipedia and you start seeing some weird stuff and then you’re like “Oh, see, someone just screwed up the page as a joke and I saw it before the editors came and cleaned it up. Mary Todd Lincoln didn’t actually pepper her speech with the word bajingo.” Well, I wish I could say that this was the case for the Wikipedia page on Etta Candy, Wonder Woman’s best friend. It is not. Someone actually wrote all of it with the aim of dispensing accurate information.

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Some highlights, lifted directly from Wikipedia:
Throughout her adventures with Wonder Woman she is known for her moxie, her love of candy, and for her trademark call “Woo! Woo!” — a catch-phrase derived, in part, from exclamations associated with comic actor Hugh Herbert.

Other familiar characteristics included her junky car nicknamed Esmerelda and a variety of sassy interjections, such as “For the love of chocolate!”

Her father, Hard Candy, and mother, Sugar Candy, lived on the Bar-L Ranch in Brazos County, Texas, which provided the setting for cowboy-themed adventures.

Holiday College was the setting for science-driven stories and it was at nearby Starvard (portmanteau of Stanford and Harvard), where her boyfriend, the gangly but very loving Oscar Sweetgulper, studied.

She was shown to be brave and even stormed a Nazi concentration camp armed with nothing but a box of candy to rescue captured children.

She was aware of her weight but never let it bother her.

[In DC’s Silver and Bronze ages,] she was still portrayed as insecure and weight-conscious, and although she no longer said “for the love of chocolate,” she was known to swear by Betty Crocker.

When Etta finally collapsed due to a lack of food in front of Wonder Woman while trying on wedding gowns, Diana advised her to take better care of herself and maintain a sensible diet. Since that time Etta has gained her original weight back.

She is now African American and depicted as young and ambitious.
It remains to be seen how black Etta Candy feels about her trademark lumpiness. I hope black Etta Candy’s family still owns the dude ranch. By the way, had that horrible David E. Kelley Wonder Woman TV show become a thing, the role of Etta would have been played by Tracie Thoms.

To conclude, here is one more depiction of Etta Candy. See if you can count how many things are wrong with it.

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Conclusion: Wonder Woman is such a bitch.

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