Roller Derby Names That Miss the Mark

Because sometimes tough girls don’t understand nuance.

Lotta Patience

Lois Lame

Slowpoke-ahontas

Jane Italia

Lacey Doily

Peaches R. Nice

Eve Plump

Mushy Galore

Bland Heche

Eleanor Rose-n-Felt

Flimsy Lohan

Sally Jesse Gosh-I-Smell

Sharon Marecipes

Margaret Choad

Dr. Parvati Sharma