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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Everyone's Peacocks in Everyone's Olive Trees

Spencer returned home and found the passage in which Joan Didion discusses the Santa Ana winds, which I could not recall or locate when I wrote about the phenomenon on Friday. Conor Oberst was right: It is, in fact, in Slouching Towards Bethlehem, in the section “Los Angeles Notebook.”

Some passages, which, given the situation in Aly’s hometown, is probably more appropriate today than it would have been last Friday anyway:
There is something uneasy in the Los Angeles air this afternoon, some unnatural stillness, some tension. What it means is that tonight a Santa Ana will begin to blow, a hot wind from the northeast whining down through the Cajon and San Gorgonio Passes, blowing up sand storms out along Route 66, drying the hills and the nerves to flash point…. I recall being told, when I first moved to Los Angeles and was living on an isolated beach, that the Indians would throw themselves into the sea when the bad wind blew. I could see why. The Pacific turned ominously glossy during a Santa Ana period, and one woke in the night troubled not only by the peacocks screaming in the olive trees but by the eerie absence of surf. The heat was surreal. The sky had a yellow cast, the kind of light sometimes called “earthquake weather.” My only neighbor would not come out of her house for days, and there were no lights at night, and her husband roamed the place with a machete. One day he would tell me that he had heard a trespasser, the next a rattlesnake.
It’s engaging no? Though I have to quibble with Joan’s decision to use the pronoun “one” in the sentence about the peacocks in the olive. I’m pretty sure she meant to use “I” instead. She should have, at least, because surely everyone’s Los Angeles experience does not feature cameos from squawking, olive tree-perching peacocks. But then again, I haven’t spent much time in L.A.

Hey, Joan. Come back.
“On nights like that,” Raymond Chandler once wrote about the Santa Ana, “every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands’ necks. Anything can happen.” That was the kind of wind it was. I did not know then that there was any basis for the effect it had on all of us, but it turns out to be another of those cases in which science bears out folk wisdom. The Santa Ana, which is named for one of the canyons it rushers through, is a foehn wind, like the foehn of Austria and Switzerland and the hamsin of Israel. There are a number of persistent malevolent winds, perhaps the best know of which are the mistral of France and the Mediterranean sirocco, but a foehn wind has distinct characteristics: it occurs on the leeward slope of a mountain range and, although the air begins as a cold mass, it is warmed as it comes down the mountain and appears finally as a hot dry wind. Whenever and wherever foehn blows, doctors hear about headaches and nausea and allergies, about “nervousness,” about “depression.” In Los Angeles some teachers do not attempt to conduct formal classes during a Santa Ana, because the children become unmanageable. In Switzerland the suicide rate goes up during the foehn, and in the courts of some Swiss cantons the wind is considered a mitigating circumstance for crime. Surgeons are said to watch the wind, because blood does not clot normally during a foehn. A few years ago an Israeli physicist discovered that not only during such winds, but for the ten or twelve hours which precede them, the air carries an unusually high ratio of positive to negative ions. No one seems to know exactly why that should be; some talk about friction and others suggest solar disturbances. In any case the positive ions are there, and what an excess of positive ions does, in the simplest terms, is make people unhappy. One cannot get much more mechanistic than that.
(Excerpts gratefully taken from this site.)

Monday, October 13, 2008

That My Love For You Is Getting So Much Stronger

Etymology nerd though I may be, I’m nonetheless delighted when the origin of a term turns out to be exactly what it sounds like it might be.

A new term for today that, unfortunately, is timely: “dead cat bounce,” which refers to the tendency for a spectacular decline in the price of a stock to be immediately followed by a moderate and temporary rise before resuming its downward movement. According to Wikipedia, the term comes from “the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height.”


Personally, I think the term should be used more often, and its meaning extended to realms beyond economic and the political it seems restricted to at the moment. For example: Your trainwreck friend shows up to an evening out with a new and surprisingly appealing significant other. They drink a moderate amount, make pleasant conversation and return home safely without starting a physical altercation. Everyone remarks on how well the friend seems to have pulled his or her life together, but you assure everyone that the night’s good show is merely a dead cat bounce and that the downward-spiraling friend will mostly be one the news by Monday, if not Sunday.

Quick Lesson in Antonyms

I’ve been working for the past few weeks on a story regarding the food served in Santa Barbara public school lunchrooms. Someone recommended I visit the official website of a program that focuses on the need to get kids into shape and eating healthy: California Project Lean.

When I type in the URL I was given, however, I get a total absence of a website. Literally: It’s a complete blank page except for a single Times New Roman-font word in the upper left corner: “Success.”

No, Project Lean, this is not success. This is unequivocal failure. This is either the worst error page ever or the most ironic and therefore the best ever.

Try for yourself: http://californiaprojectlean.org.

There's a Handsome Guy Inside This Comic

Because you said that one time that you’d like a-ha’s “Take on Me” more if the song was re-written to narrate the video, right?



Because they made that.

And let’s give a hand to the unforgettable Bunty Bailey, who truly shined in the role of The Girl Who Reads Comic Books in Diners, For Some Reason, And Then Went Into a Comic But Later Came Out. Really, they should have just called the song that to begin with.

(via Boing Boing)

Sunday, October 12, 2008

For No Good Raisin

I was told no.

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Hornet Man's Sex Change

A random tidbit: Apparently the Mega Man 9 boss Hornet Man was conceived of as a she-bot named “Honey Woman.” The designers eventually decided that two female Robot Masters (Robot Mistresses?) would me too big a departure and Honey Woman’s gynoid parts became android ones.


I would love to see concept art of Honey Woman, if only to see what we missed out on. Also, it’s interesting to hear the programmers’ logic, even if it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Also: “Splash Woman”? “Honey Woman”? I wonder if subsequent Mega Man games with subsequent Robot Mistresses shall have descriptor names that all look like they came from cosmetic bottles?

The Disease of Uncles

For this week: a German-originated word that, I think, began as a common noun, that now exists as a specific medial term and that I think should make a comeback as an everyday word. Only in English.
witzelsucht (VIT-sel-zukt) — noun: (formerly) a feeble attempt at humor. (currently) excessive facetiousness and inappropriate or pointless humor especially when considered as part of an abnormal condition.
This compound comes from the German words witzeln, “to joke,” and Sucht, “obsession.” Of course, the apparently obsolete meaning of the word seems especially appropriate to English ears because it sounds exactly like “sucked.”

I found witzelsucht here, on a webpage simply titled “Unusual Words.” I’m actually not sure whether the meaning offered is even accurate. Most sites only offer the current definition for the word. Even Webster only features it in its medical dictionary — nowhere else. The Wiktionary definition seems to meet the two meanings halfway, offering this: “a tendency to tell inappropriate or pointless stories and poor jokes; excessive facetiousness, especially when due to some medical condition.”

The implications of a medical condition that compels its victims to tell terrible jokes is an intriguing one, especially because it could explain the behavior of a few people I know. Honestly. I’ve had reason to encounter people who have caused larges groups of people to dread their very presence just because they insist upon telling jokes that elicit forced laughs and pained smiles. I wonder why they would open themselves to such ridicule. Now there’s this: a biological excuse. This article in the Journal of Neuropsychiatry and Clinical Neuroses says witzelsucht can result from frontal lobe disorders. The case report on one victim is inadvertently hilarious:
A 57-year-old right-handed female had a 2-year personality change described as increased gregariousness, excitement, and a tendency to indiscriminately approach strangers without apprehension. She had become the life of the party and would laugh, joke, and sing all the time… On examination, her general demeanor was slightly euphoric and unconcerned. She was very talkative, animated, and disinhibited. Her most salient behaviors were almost continuous silly laughter and excitement… and frequent childish jokes and puns. The patient would also make frequent personal comments about the examiner or touch the examiner.
Funny, no? The sad epilogue to this bit of medical trivia is that the subject actually died a protracted, excruciating death as a result of her brain injuries.

Kidding.

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