Los Angeles-Area Geographic Names That Should Also Be Porn Star Names

I was relieved to find out this morning that yes, there is, in fact, a pornographic actress who performed under the name Laurel Canyon. But the Los Angeles area is rich with names that lend themselves to the cinema of poking. Here, in case you’re considering a nom de pork, is a list for you you to choose from.

Read each one and see which genre of pornz springs to mind!

• Elysian Valley
• Playa del Rey
• Miracle Mile
• Tarzana
• Baldwin Hills
• Belle Air
• Hollywood Dell
• Eagle Rock
• Vermont Vista
• Porter Ranch
• Sherman Oaks
• Rustic Canyon
• Duarte
• Diamond Bar
• Marina Peninsula
• Beverly Crest
• Lafayette Square
• Echo Park
• Little Armenia
• Flower District
• Vermont Knolls
• Avalon
• El Escorpión
• Silver Lake
• El Sereno
• Hancock Park
• Brentwood Glen
• Florence Firestone
• Hermon
• Palms
• Santa Monica Mountains
• Hacienda Heights
• Pico Robinson
• Lower Robinson
• Adams Normandie
• Yucca Corridor
• Puddingstone Reservoir
• Downtown Arts District
• and, of course, La Tuna Canyon

modified from a photo by flickr user spirit_rainbow_sunshine, under creative commons license

So what did I miss?

Los Angeles, previously:

• Upon Having Relatives Visit L.A. for the First Time
• I Watched a Terrible Movie Because It Was Filmed in My Old Office
• Upon Possibly Seeing Patty Hearst at a Coffee Shop
• Rain on Hollywood Boulevard
• Paint the World Red

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