Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Fifty Fun Trends for Spring 2015

Jump on at least one bandwagon!
  1. Shoes that fit weird
  2. Temporarily Jewish
  3. Ride a sheep to work
  4. Die on a wharf
  5. Tomahawks
  6. Narrate your every action
  7. Skip the coffee maker; just eat the coffee grounds!
  8. Jean Smart
  9. False concern
  10. Housecats with intact testicles
  11. Feathering your pubis
  12. Regional insults
  13. Cypress trees
  14. Genuflecting
  15. Shitbagging Daenerys during Game of Thrones screenings
  16. Leering
  17. Sneering
  18. Sneeze unapologetically
  19. Elective surgery for steel cranial plates
  20. Wasting food
  21. Talk like Sofia Vergara until your friends stage an intervention
  22. Inexplicable shaving
  23. Ranking the Koopa Kids
  24. Bubbles
  25. Constant cigars
  26. Trap doors
  27. Union suits
  28. Attendant ravens at dress-up parties
  29. American girls named Gemma
  30. Transcending the shitty birthstones you were stuck with
  31. Pedantry
  32. Zangief
  33. Whale noises
  34. That one episode of Full House where Stephanie forgets how to dance to "Motown Philly"
  35. Anti-abs
  36. Euro-mullets
  37. Smudged spectacles
  38. Power skipping
  39. "Mediterranean" gesticulations
  40. Ambiguous texts
  41. Pouting
  42. Sample scented markers to see if they taste how the smell
  43. Hats on dogs (they'll be all, "WHY AM I WEARING A HAT")
  44. Partial extremes
  45. The obvious homosexuality of Monterey Jack from Rescue Rangers
  46. Threatening messages on fogged-up bathroom mirrors
  47. The Manx Triskelion
  48. Cutting remarks directed at lesser college acquaintances
  49. Facial asymmetry


  1. speaking of #23, have you ever google image searched "monkey tail"?

    1. That search yielded far fewer actual monkey tails than I was hoping for. How bizarre.