Examples:
Meghan Trainor, that girl you remember from your freshman year English class
Meghan Trainor, your old babysitter
Meghan Trainor, your older brother’s date for junior prom, if you’re remembering correctly
Meghan Trainor, manga enthusiast
Meghan Trainor, someone who subleased from your friend Casey
Meghan Trainor, owner of an excitable dog named Peaches
Meghan Trainor, that girl who did a weird version of “Janie’s Got a Gun” at your middle school talent show
Meghan Trainor, assistant manager
Meghan Trainor, the person from whom you bought a used box spring back in 2006
Meghan Trainor, someone who maybe added the “h” to her first name in a hesitant attempt at a show business name
Meghan Trainor, mother of four
Meghan Trainor, the assistant pastry engineer at that bakery that was opened up a few years back by your mom’s friend, Mrs. Rosen
Meghan Trainor, fanfictioneer
Meghan Trainor, barrista
Meghan Trainor, barrista
Meghan Trainor, barrista
Can I have just a bit of your brain chemistry, Drew?
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