Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Revenge of the Ass-Licking

Remember when I wrote about that fifteenth-century cyborg, who inspired that Mozart composition that demanded the audience to lick his asshole? (Because that happened.) Well, today a new footnote to that story: Jack White, of all people, has masterminded an Insane Clown Posse riff on that very Mozart composition. Now if anyone asks you if such a thing has ever happened, you'll be lying if you say no.

Also worth noting: A Wikipedia page exists solely on the subject of Mozart and his shit obsession.

Is this how I shall close out August 2011 on Back of the Cereal Box?



  1. *turns cereal box over and flips it front to back*

    This isn't on any cereal box I have ever seen..!

  2. It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress.

  3. Big: Well, it depends where you buy your cereal, I guess.

    Brian: I mean, it will be September again.