It may be the yuletide, but there's fairly little Christmasy about the ways people have recently been finding my blog.
- robotic techno music
- "whore shanty" (Number one hit!)
- cartoon mushroom pictures
- similarities between nurse and waitress
- the office googi googi
- Trouble cougar (Number one hit!)
- paranormal activity, what is the demon? (That would be the bad thing that causes all the awful things to happen.)
- how to pronounce name sneed
- presented by bamboo zerz
- boob english derivative (Derivatives of the English word boob? Or just derivative English boobs?)
- Krystal loincloth sale (Does not sound comfortable.)
- nintendo characters inspired off real people like Mario Segali or John Kirby
- Good name for vampire cereal (I caught you trying to use Google to do your work, General Mills marketing rep.)
- sentence for shooting into an occupied dwelling in va (I caught you trying to use Google to do your work, assistant district attorney in Virginia.)
- cornrow hair styles (I caught you trying to use Google to do your work, lady in Jamaica who does college girls' hair on spring break.)
- song about child abuse with micah
- best name to call a video game character (Financially speaking, I would guess Mario.)
- list of video game protagonists with wings kid icarus, legacy of kain
- what's the difference between the old simpsons intro and the new one?
- meaning of colored dots on the back of yoplait (It means you got the one poison Yoplait.)
- how do you pronounce tergiversate (Not very often.)
- how do you make a cereal box in microsoft publisher 2003
- what do etymologies appear in? (Language.)
- picture of small beige bugs in cereal box
- "SUPER MARIO BROS 2" TURNIP PUMPKIN
- vocabulary of nerds
- sea cows, the queen of all (And, if she existed, that is how her name might appear in the phone book or an index of some sort.)
- arby's commerical home invasion
- how false teeth are made
- princess rosalina dress up games
- what is mean delicioso (I want to meet the person who Googled this. I want to have a conversation with him, record it, and reproduce it on this blog verbatim.)
- muppets skit on the moon (Gets much better results than something that could be formed by changing one single letter in the original search term.)
- Barbary Fig tree: what eats them?
- Thank You Tell That I See What Was There Now We Have A Yellow Hangy And A Blue Hangy
Of note, roughly a third of search terms that led to this blog in the past week and a half involved
Top Chef judge Gail Simmons — and often some part of her body and the desire to determine how big or attractive said part is. Some outliers:
Something else I learned in this round up of search terms? Some people actually do use Bing. Who knew?
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