Wednesday, April 01, 2009

The Prettiest Whistles Will Wrestle the Thistles Undone

My life, as represented by squibs comprising 140 characters or less — spaces included.
Am scheduling an interview with Mike Doughty of Soul Coughing. Could not be happier about it… A coworker called out today on account of a "duck emergency." I am jealous. And fascinated… Alphabet soup for breakfast. Because sometimes oatmeal isn't what you're in the mood for, that's why… Of course, overhearing coworkers explaining to elderly parents how to use Facebook is pretty damn entertaining in and of itself…. Baffled that my local Fox affiliate airs back-to-back Everyone Loves Raymond and Two 1/2 Men when they could just run more Simpsons reruns… Saturday begins by watching the animated movie version of The Phantom Tollbooth… Just watched a commercial for Roni Lynn Deutch and felt weirdly nostalgic… I keep thinking of the deaf woman from 30 Rock last night saying "I was told this was a job interview." And I keep laughing… Car is pulled into driveway of my complex, bumping the theme from That Thing You Do at an obscene volume… Am I the only one who watched The Postman Always Rings Twice for the first time and was confused by the lack of a postman character?... Today I ate a single praline candy. Immediately after, I looked at the box to find that it constituted 17 percent of my daily fat intake… Doing flips and jumping jacks and other acrobatics over the new Decemberists. Even better than the new Neko Case or M. Ward… Exercised. Lazy muscles are twitching today as a result. Biceps is twitching noticeably and nearby intern is obviously distracted by it. Trader Joe's palak paneer is such an emphatic failure… My god. Green slime with my daily allotment of sodium… I am watching the third of three DVRed episodes of Dollhouse. This show is finally getting good. Joss Whedon, I shouldn't have doubted you… I mistook paprika for cinnamon and consequently made the most disappointing bowl of oatmeal ever. Why do we even keep paprika in the house?... Just finished watching Xanadu. Don't care how lame of a way that is to spend a Saturday night. Will be in a good mood for a week… I woke up editing… My coworker doesn't know how to rhyme. Seriously. She seems to not grasp the fundamentals of replacing the first letter with another… Upon learning about what happens at doggie dude ranches, I feel I would benefit from a week at one as much as any actual pooch…
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