Escape to Four Toe Island

There’s something immensely satisfying for me about having Roommate Aly — who watched the first season of Lost but stopped following the show around the time Ana-Lucia showed up — ask me how tonight’s episode is going and me responding, “Great, they’re almost back to the island.” Confused look. Then angry stare. Then this: “I have so many questions, but I’m not going to answer any of them.”