Cosmic Creepers

In the wake of Valentine’s Day, people did not find my blog in particularly embittered or enraptured manners. But they still found my blog.

• beautiful arms after 50
• what cereal goes with mountain dew¹
• acme highest point
• what a horrible night for a curse
• cereal box purse instructions²
• funny shaped letters
  
• santa barbara anthropologie moving³
• "hole in her liver"
• pixies from mario⁴
• goblin market as a cartoon movie
• hungry hungry hippos names⁵
• circle for cry
• Jehosaphat McGillicuddy⁶
• "nancy nan george"
• ghost teresa explanation⁷
• marion barfs sheets
• blue wallpaper
• bahai South Korea Nathan
• hebrew rap
• rayner refrigerator⁸
• orange brain
• slang ladybug marijuana
• 5.6.7.8's music band Is the name five six seven eights?
• jade goleta⁹
• jupiter jazz plot explanation¹⁰
• what do you mean by cereal?
• what is a sea cows enemy
• "words with an x in them"¹¹
• "1-900-4janine"¹²
• 36 year old hispanic haircuts
• how does birdo sound like
• list of wrong places to put ur finger
• SEXY RACEHORSE NAME BLOW
• "Stop using said as an adjective"¹³
• josh hollister wednesday woe
• was one of the huckstable girls in a porno?
  

1. Number one hit, shamefully.
2. Step one: Find something better than a cereal box to make your purse, cheapskate.
3. Yes.
4. Not a reference to the band, but an accurate hit nonetheless.
5. See? It was so totally not pointless to list their names. This person appreciated it, at least.
6. Number one hit, for no apparent reason.
7. Short answer: There is no explanation.
8. Number one hit!
9. Number one hit!
10. Number one hit!
11. Oddly enough, this actually led to a post I wrote on the very subject posed in this search term. Yes, at this point, an accurate search result truly is remarkable.
12. Number one hit — and one of only two hits on all of Google.
13. The one and only hit.