Thursday, February 19, 2009

Cosmic Creepers

In the wake of Valentine’s Day, people did not find my blog in particularly embittered or enraptured manners. But they still found my blog.
  1. Number one hit, shamefully.
  2. Step one: Find something better than a cereal box to make your purse, cheapskate.
  3. Yes.
  4. Not a reference to the band, but an accurate hit nonetheless.
  5. See? It was so totally not pointless to list their names. This person appreciated it, at least.
  6. Number one hit, for no apparent reason.
  7. Short answer: There is no explanation.
  8. Number one hit!
  9. Number one hit!
  10. Number one hit!
  11. Oddly enough, this actually led to a post I wrote on the very subject posed in this search term. Yes, at this point, an accurate search result truly is remarkable.
  12. Number one hit — and one of only two hits on all of Google.
  13. The one and only hit.


  1. Anonymous11:33 AM

    I'm far more interested in these two questions:

    # what do you mean by cereal?
    # what is a sea cows enemy

  2. Why, a sea butcher, of course!

  3. St. Clare: One the first one, I can't help but hear it spoken in a really accusatory voice. On the second, I think Nathan nailed it.