Carol Burnett Is My Coworker

So I know Condé Nast isn’t having such a great year, but that doesn’t mean I won’t mock them for the screwy staff listing for my paper that appears on Portfolio.com.

Least of all is the strangeness of having almost everyone in the office being described as “top executives.” (I suppose, then, that the hierarchy of the paper is composed of nothing but executives, with interns to do the executives’ bidding.) I’m particularly amused by the fact that the following people are listed as even working here, much less as top executive colleagues: comedienne Carol Burnett, current Santa Barbara County 3rd District Supervisor Doreen Farr, and, best of all, someone named “Joe Lodge Dies.”