Second Story Story

The best of January 2009, according to Back of the Cereal Box.

• Me, not being a cigarette.
• All about the dog show — and the dog star in particular.
• Super Mario Bros. 5, or the lack of it.
• Possibly the most obscure Simpsons character ever, mis-colored though she may be.
• “Some Blue December”
• Dreaming of Veronica Mars.
  
• Low tide and the mutant starfish.
• “Sweeten low” — not “sweet and low.”
• Sometimes Google is less helpful than it could be.
  
• When a coon-skin cap just won’t cut it.
• The nap that destroyed a presidency.
• I am scared of Scream 4.
• Dream of dreams: the intersection of Lost and Ducktales.
• Delicious spam and the morons who send it.

And the now-standard visual index.