Friday, January 02, 2009

Not Exactly a Burning Bush

’Twas the season, I suppose, though Jesus more typically makes magical appearances around Easter, not Christmas.

I’ll admit that I grew up with a depiction of Jesus far different than what the man actually looked like. He most likely did not have wavy, sandy-blond hair and blue eyes. In fact, he probably looked nothing like a Bee Gee at all. However, the shape he took on New Year’s Day — as documented in the above photograph — was not how I thought he would look when I finally found him.

Or I suppose this could have just been the shittiest Christmas decoration ever.

Incorrect depictions of Jesus previously posted on Back of the Cereal Box:

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