Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Throw Out the La-La by the Busload

The past month in Facebook status updates, only because I feel this month has so far been particularly notable.
Drew wishes Abby Elliot well… Drew posits this: Ain’t nothing cuter than a fat country baby eating peaches off a hardwood floor… Drew went chasing waterfalls, despite warnings otherwise… Drew spends all day, everyday, talking to actors who are playing him in various movies and plays… Drew DVRs things now. Drew DVRs things he has no intention of watching… Drew would like to clarify that he’s wearing a Kurt Cobain sweater, not a Freddy Krueger sweater. There’s been some confusion… Drew loves — LOVES — the fact that his glass of water stays cold. His ice doesn’t even melt! ISN’T THAT GREAT?!… Drew supposes that he should feel appreciative that someone gave his apartment complex dumpster a fresh coat of paint… Drew rode in a limo today. By himself. From Staples to his house…. Drew saw a newt, which we apparently have in California… Drew just got a comment on his blog from the creator of Ren & Stimpy… Drew is watching the version of Babes in Toyland with Drew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves. — and it could not have less to do with Christmas… Drew is holly, jolly, roly, poly, others.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous9:56 PM

    are you like a fag or what?