Aubrey Molehill

What follows is quite possibly the final collection of unusual terms leading to this blogs. For this year at least.

Unless I get bored or the internet community at large gets especially creative or stupid.

• What A Horrible night to have a curse album
• how do you get the girl with the star by her head on mario kart ¹
• 555 95472 dance
• tight pants british male hustlers
• a website where you can go and play with cereal box charaters ²
• meaning "dry lots and red ones"
  
• trampoline club santa barbara ³
• maya rudolph feet
• did a moppett discover pink lady apples ⁴
• LADY ARGUS ⁵
• it made me nauseous gail
• homoerotic platypus ⁶
• fat * is fat
• how much money does gail simmons make?
• national scar secret of mana nude pic ⁷
• cereal box that's volume = 1200
• king of kong don't understand kill screen cap score
• how to eat constantly gail simmons
• seiken densetsu 3 lampflower forest map
• origin of the wordcranberry ⁸
  
• how to pronounce name miso
• "Jane Seymour was one of Henry VIII's wives" ⁹
• agnes and the hitman cereal
• what cereal superhero battles jean 'foot?
• The Mermaid and the Samurai
• where did peter rabbit's father meet his doom
• Rape Culture and Roofies in "Baby its Cold Outside" ¹⁰
• what film is "see androids fighting" ¹¹
  
• Stranger with my face by lois duncan on sparknotes
• sheep night shirt
• Chinese monsters, polite, life force on head
• antonym of magma ¹²
• ladybug synonym ¹³
• sea witches octopus legend
• christmas rendition of gloria by laura branigan
• what is the difference between a muffin and a puffin
  

1. Doy. Her name is Rosalina. Beat the Shell Cup on the intermediate engine class.
2. Right here — if you count Dina and Batalla as Cereal Box characters.
3. Oh god, if only.
4. I seriously hope so.
5. Number one hit! And good on the Lady Argus for getting some attention after all these years.
6. Number one hit! On British Google specifically. And no, I do not know why.
   
7. And it wasn't until years later that I realized that the name “national scar” is actually National Scar, as if it were some scandalous tabloid.
8. According to what I reported in this post, it comes from “crane berry” — though I couldn’t tell you what cranes might have to do with cranberries or any other berries, for that matter.
9. Number one hit!
10. First off, I want to note that Google kindly suggests that this search term actually should be “rape culture and roses in ‘baby it’s cold outside.’” Secondly, this is as good a time as any to point you all back towards my post on the subject of rape culture and roofies — not roses — in the song.
11. The line comes from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. But it is probably referencing something else. I am not sure what.
12. I feel like this person was probably looking for the word lava, which is different than magma. As for the true opposite of magma, I would suggest asking Chuck Klosterman.
13. Aside from ladybird? Good luck. Though I once joked that ucalegon would work.
14. First, I seriously hope that this is a reference to a line from a movie or something. Because if some internet-savvy person honestly is not sure of the difference between muffins and puffins, then there is no hope for humanity. Second, the short answer is this: Though you can eat both, only one of them tastes better if it is full of blueberries.