Thursday, October 16, 2008

Varvle Mattlayer

I'd stop posting these if they'd just stop finding my blog via all manner of odd Google searches.
  1. A good tactic: Google your essay prompt. Does the Back of the Cereal Box Devil Wears Prada post get to become a footnote?
  2. It's actually a preposition — a nominal instransitive preposition, to be exact.
  3. Heather Graham?
  4. You really don't want to know.
  5. The number one hit!
  6. Clearly a typo: They must have meant "muskmelons," right?
  7. The number one hit!


  1. Don't ever stop. These make my day.

  2. Yes sir, Mrs. Duff ma'am sir.

  3. Anonymous1:33 PM

    What is varvle mattlayer?