Varvle Mattlayer

I'd stop posting these if they'd just stop finding my blog via all manner of odd Google searches.

• toupee snaps skull
  
• kangaroo cereal
• toads on cereal
• the devil wears prada presents a jewish identity. explain how and why ¹
• afraid of the dark mackie
• duck king wedding
• what kind of verb is 'need' ²
• starbucks mary magdalene
• "everyone dies" "Jim Henson" Dinosaurs
  
• actor known for googly eyes ³
• jackie's cafe earthbound
• where does the green rod go in the opening scene of the simpsons ⁴
• menstrual calendar lifehacker
• looking for cereal that has a bumble bee on the front of the box
• kristin wiig welk recurring
• some of my best friends are rhoda
• i saw a boat and i liked it ⁵
• soy cansado! in english
• burn victim doing late night infomercial
• how can you make the name secrete in the shadows sound like a cereal
• suck milkmelons free video ⁶
• salute to a switchblade translation
• "ghosts in the slot machine"
• "santana winds" versus "santa ana winds"
• The effect of Santa Ana winds on blood pressure in older folks
  
• someday monkey won't play piano song play piano song ⁷
• daily nexus training sessions
  

1. A good tactic: Google your essay prompt. Does the Back of the Cereal Box Devil Wears Prada post get to become a footnote?
2. It's actually a preposition — a nominal instransitive preposition, to be exact.
3. Heather Graham?
4. You really don't want to know.
5. The number one hit!
6. Clearly a typo: They must have meant "muskmelons," right?
7. The number one hit!